Submit text posts to ridicule, mock, or deride idiotic eateries to shamelessly harangue the guileless fools who mistakenly think they can pull off the shockingly misguided or just to natter and gossip. Pictures, videos, links, drawings, anything you like so long as it pops someone's ludicrous food bubble. Make us laugh at the overweening imaginations of creative foodies. Or just about anything from nouvelle cuisine.Įxplore and develop your prejudices without fear or favour, vent your spleen, exercise your bile glands, spit in the eye of fashion.
Share your food monstrosities here, whether it be the classic chicken in a basket, the super cool potato croquettes in a sneaker, the preposterous single chunky chip in a flower pot. The truth is that we approve of great food, we really do, but we loathe pretentious presentation with a mustard-sharp passion.įine cuisine deserves the utmost respect, but by god we'll point and laugh mercilessly if you dare to gild the lily. Really good food let down by sphincter-tightening preciousness is exactly what we like the best.įood deserves to be served on suitable crockery - soup in a colander or a sausage on a brick simply will not do! It not about the quality of the food, it's whether it is wildly inappropriate, arse-clenchingly affected, or spectacularly conceited. It does not belong on a grubby shovel, in a miniature wheelbarrow, or in a sodding jam jar. Or bowls, dishes, platters, or any of the other familiar, tried and trusted kitchen paraphernalia. Death to pretentious food! Shoes are for feet slates are for roofs buckets are for horseshit. Like your lunch served in a tennis shoe? Neither do we.
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